This looked like a lot of fuf, so I thought I'd give it a try.

SCHOOL CONFESSIONS

[x] Talked back to a teacher. (bitch tried to tell me two plus two did not equal five)
[x] Been kicked out of a class. (I called that bitch a bitch... except not really)
[x] Worn your pajamas to school. (they looked like normal clothes though)
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school. (on purpose)
[ ] Broken the dress code in your school. (honestly, I don't see how anyone could... unless you're an idiot?)
[ ] Completely and utterly failed a test. (when it comes to tests, I do not fail)
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[x] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[x] Thrown up your lunch in school. (it wasn't my lunch, per se)

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parent[s] a lot.
[ ] Argue with your brother[s] a lot.
[ ] Argue with your sister[s] a lot.
[x] Do your own laundry. (I'm supposed to, anyway)
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[x] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[ ] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere. (I don't wear pajamas anymore)
[x] You sleep in very long. (kinda?)
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet. (it's not ALL I do, but I am on alot)
[ ]  Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot. (I never cry for anything)
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can't stand being with your parents.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[ ] You have known a friend your whole life.
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you. (nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope!)
[ ] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number. (derpderpderp. I only call like 3 people)
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number. (this is only because they changed their number, and because it's been so long since I called them)
[x] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends.

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails. (sometimes they hurt afterward)
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. (hehehehehe)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open. (though I prefer it closed)
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. ( I can't think of any one sound in partic- ...*Megaman X selection screen*... *marks*)
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers. (lulwat)
[x] You are good at telling lies. (I don't like to, but I'm good at it, imo)

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently like/love someone. (I wish I could imprint... (sorry bad twilight joke))
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[ ] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[ ] Your ex has dumped you for another person.
[ ] You don't want a bf/gf at the moment.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate George Bush. (Bill Clinton > George Bush > Barack Obama (notice how they get progressively worse?))
[ ] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal. (undecided)
[ ] Gay marriage is fine by you. (undecided)
[ ] Boys make better friends than girls do. (honestly, probably... yeah (not that I dislike females))
[ ] Pink is an ugly color. (pink is the light elemental version of red)
[ ] Needles aren't so horrible. (needles are the worst thing EVER)
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal. (I don't know about veal... but flesh taste okay I guess?? *is not a cannibal*)
[x] Blood amuses you. (I like seeing it spilled, but not from women... I don't liek wen seckseez DIE)
[ ] You have plenty of secrets. (nah. just one)

"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen up the stairs.
[ ] Had your shoelaces tied together. (how the hell would someone not notice this?)
[ ] Had a nail fall off. (?)
[x] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul. (plenty of manipulating, not so much with the other stuff)
[ ] Slapped someone across the face. (I can't recall)
[ ] Killed someone.
[x] Worn something inside out for a whole day (If by a whole day you mean a whole school day, then yes)